Hey, What Gives?

FAMOUS! mix in the making

FAMOUS PEOPLE! Here’s a list of songs named after, written for, or actually about famous people. Eventually it will be a mix (or several mixes). The songs are listed alphabetically by artist for easy reference, so you can look at what I have and give me suggestions! So give them to me. Suggestions. Do it!

The songs should be about “real” people (as opposed to movie/book characters, and I’m working on a whole other mix about Jesus) and they should be about the person, at least in some way, even if indirect (but I didn’t use “Dr. Seuss” by Autoclave because it’s really not about him at all, nor does Alice Cooper’s “Ballad of Dwight Fry” have anything to do with the actor Dwight Frye, and Young Marble Giant’s “Ode To Booker T” doesn’t seem to be about the wrestler?), but I have some songs on there that don’t even have lyrics, so obviously it’s not a strict rule. 

I tried to avoid really obvious ones (please no mention of “the fire” and who did or didn’t start it, and yes, Bela Lugosi is still dead, and no Don McLean EVER) and some bands have a ton of songs referencing famous people (I’m looking at you, Minutemen!) but I just chose a few.

The Adverts - Gary Gilmore’s Eyes

Alice Donut - Sinead O’Connor On T.V. 

Angry Samoans - They Saved Hitler’s Cock

Animal Collective - Jimmy Raven


Animal Collective - For Reverend Green [Al Green?] (probably, right?)

Edit: Armed and Hammered - GG Allen Makes Me Stiff

Bananarama - Robert DeNiro’s Waiting

Bauhaus - Antonin Artaud

Beach Boys - Johnny Carson

Beastie Boys - Lee Majors Come Again

Edit: Big Dipper - Ron Klaus Wrecked His House

Bikini Kill - Tony Randall

“WOW, TONY RANDALL!”

Bikini Kill - For Tammy Rae [Tammy Rae Carland]

Bill Drummond - Julian Cope Is Dead

Blithe Field - Woody Allen

Blue Oyster Cult - Joan Crawford

EDIT: Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley

Boys Next Door, Roman Roman [Roman Polanski]

Bree Sharp - David Duchovney

Brian Jonestown Massacre - Not If You Were The Last Dandy [Dandy Warhols]

Brian Jonestown Massacre - David Bowie

Brian Jonestown Massacre - Bring Me The Head Of Paul McCartney On Heather Mills’ Wooden Peg (Dropping Bombs On The White House)

Brian Jonestown Massacre - Johnny Marr is Dead

The Briefs - Dolly Parton

Bud Powell - Thelonius [Thelonius Monk]

Edit: Butthole Surfers - Julio Iglesias

Cake Like - Abraham Lincoln

Calexico - Not Even Stevie Nicks

Cheater Slicks - Sadie Mae [Sadie Mae Glutz/Susan Atkins?]

Clash - The Right Profile [Montgomery Clift]

Cloud Cult - Electro Jerry Lewis

Coliseum - Isela Vega

Coma Cinema - Eva Angelina

The Concretes - Diana Ross

The Controllers - Do The Uganda [Idi Amin]

The Cult - Edie (Ciao Baby) [Edie Sedgwick]

The Dandy Warhols - Not If You Were The Last Junkie On Earth [Brian Jonestown Massacre]

David Bowie - Andy Warhol

Dead Kennedys - California Uber Alles [Jerry Brown]

Dead Milkmen - Going To Graceland

Dead Milkmen - Vince Lombardi Service Center

Dean And Britta - Richard Rheem Theme 

Deastro - Daniel Johnston Was Stabbed In The Heart With The Moondagger By The King Of Darkness And His Ghost Is Writing This Song As A Warning To All Of Us

Dennis Alcapone - Cassius Clay

Dexy’s Midnight Runners - Kevin Rowland’s 13th Time

Diana Ross - Missing You [Marvin Gaye]

Dickies - (I’m Stuck In A Pagoda With) Tricia Toyota

Edit: Elvis Costello - Tramp The Dirt Down [Margaret Thatcher]

E.M.A.K. - Wenn Mr. Reagan Es Will

Einsturzende Neubauten - I Kissed Glenn Gould

Family Fodder - Debbie Harry

Fang Island - Davey Crockett

Fergus & Geronimo - Michael Kelly

fIREHOSE - In Memory of Elizabeth Cotten

Flight Of The Conchords - Bowie

Free Blood - Grumpy [Obama, sort of]

Fugazi - Cassavetes

Edit: Fugazi - Dear Justice Letter

Geek - Hemingway Shotgun

Generation X  - King Rocker [Elvis Presley]

Gil Scott-Heron - Lady Jay and John Coltraine

The Goats - Leonard Peltier In A Cage

The Go-Betweens - Lee Remick

Gorillaz - Clint Eastwood 

Guru Guru - Bo Diddley

His Name Is Alive - Ear [Vincent Van Gogh] (this song will not be on any finished mixes, because I don’t really like it.)

The Horrors - Jack The Ripper

Ian Dury - Sweet Gene Vincent

Indian Summer - Truman

Islands - Don’t Call Me Whitney, Bobby

Edit: J Church - Mary Provost

Edit: Jane’s Addiction - Ted, Just Admit It [Ted Bundy]

J.F.A. - Jody Fosters Army

Japanther - River Phoenix

Jesus And Mary Chain - Bo Diddley Is Jesus

Johnny Cash - The Ballad of Ira Hayes

Judas Priest - The Ripper 

Julian Cope - Bill Drummond Said

Edit: Kate Bush - Houdini

Keith Hudson - The Michael Talbot Affair

Edit: Killdozer - Ed Gein

Kurt Vile - Losing Momentum (For Jim Jarmusch)

LCD Soundsystem - Daft Punk Is Playing At My House

Edit: Leonard Cohen - Chelsea Hotel [Janis Joplin]

Le Tigre - What’s Yr Take On Cassavetes?

Lilys - Evel Knievel

Lloyd Price - Stagger Lee

Lungfish - Abraham Lincoln

Madness - Michael “And if I keep blinking, it weakens me…” Caine 

This is how Michael Caine speaks.

Magik Markers - Pat Garrett

Magnetic Fields - The Death of Ferdinand De Suassure

The Magnolias - Fathers And Sons [Hank Williams, Jr.]

The Make-Up - Free Arthur Lee

Manic Street Preachers - Jackie Collins Existential Question Time

Mark Lanegan - Like Little Willie John

Measles Mumps Rubella - Chavez

Edit: Men’s Recovery Project - Ronald Reagan

Men’s Recovery Project - I’m W Tipper

Edit: MGMT - Brian Eno

Milton Nascimento - Para Lennon e McCartney

Minutemen - Joe McCarthy’s Ghost

Minutemen - Political Song For Michael Jackson To Sing

Minutemen - The Punch Line

Minutemen - If Regan Played Disco

Minutemen - Bob Dylan Wrote Propaganda Songs

Misfits - Who Killed Marilyn?

Misfits - Bullet [JFK]

Miss Kitten & The Hacker - Frank Sinatra 2001

Modern Lovers - Pablo Picasso

Mogwai - You’re Lionel Richie

Mojo Nixon - Don Henley Must Die

Mr. Oizo - Bruce Willis Is Dead

MU - Paris Hilton 

MU - Stop Bothering Michael Jackson

Murder City Devils - Johnny Thunders

Negativland - I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For [Kasey Casem]

New Bomb Turks - Born Toulouse-Lautrec (No-Time To-Lose!)

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Stagger Lee

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Jack the Ripper

Edit: Nick Lowe - Mary Provost

OFF! - Jeffrey Lee Pierce

Ozzy Osborne - Mr. Crowley

Philip Cohran And The Artistic Heritage Ensemble - Malcolm X

Pixies - Alec Eiffel [Alexandre Gustave Eiffel]

Pop Will Eat Itself - Not Now James, We’re Busy [James Brown]

Edit: Pogues - Jesse James

Edit: Prince - My Name Is Prince

Psychic T.V. - Roman P. [Roman Polanski]

Psychic TV - Godstar [Brian Jones]

Ramones - Bonzo Goes To Bitburg [Ronald Reagan]

Rapeman - Kim Gordon’s Panties

Red Kross - St. Lita Ford Blues

Replacements - Alex Chilton

Rolling Stones - Pass The Wine (Sophia Loren)

Edit: Scofflaws - William Shatner

Serge Gainsbourg - Bonnie & Clyde

Sic Alps - Nathan Livingston Maddox

Sigue Sigue Sputnick - Hey Jayne Mansfield Superstar

Sleater-Kinney - I Wanna Be Your Joey Ramone

EDIT: SNFU - Joni Mitchell Tapes (thanks, Jim Cook!)

Sonic Youth - Thunderclap (for Bobby Pyn)

The State - Laurie Anderson Song

Sufjan Stevens - John Wayne Gacy, Jr. (do not care for this song much, either)

The Sweet - Alexander Graham Bell

Team Dresch - She’s Amazing [Sinead O’Connor]

Television Personalities - I Know Where Syd Barrett Lives

Thee Headcoats - Davey Crockett

Unrest - Winona Ryder

Van Halen - Top Jimmy [James Koncek]

Warren Zevon - Frank and Jesse James

Edit: Wesley Willis - Arnold Schwartzenegger

Woods - Military Madness (Graham Nash)

Edit: World-Inferno Friendship Society - Paul Robeson

Yellow Ostrich - Morgan Freeman’s Early Life

Yo La Tengo - Tom Courtenay

Youth Gone Mad - Ode To Darby [Darby Crash]

!!! - Me and Guiliani Down By The Schoolyard (A True Story) [Rudy Giuliani]